Asher Dasher

This guy is cute, really cute. Thank God.

I thought I would compile, for your entertainment and for posterity, a list of some of Asher's top 10 accomplishments from the last month.

 

 

1) Escaping the yard wearing only a diaper and a coating of dirt, getting found by a random stranger, taken to her house and returned by the police.

 

2) Emptying 3 separate cans of gas unto the lawn, one time splashing it into his eye.

 

3)Putting Keys into Outlet (thank God mom caught him before he was electrocuted)

 

4)Whacking big brother in the head with golf club. (Big brother upon what he learned from the experience:"Stay away from Asher")

 

5) Ramming 100 year old glass light fixture with 6 ft wooden dowel. (Again mom made it just in time to save precious light fixture)

 

6) Finding a pack of Erotic Dice (Unopened, from a bridal shower, I believe) somewhere in a remote part of mom's drawer and wandering around the house with them (They were apprehended just before big brother found them and began to ask uncomfortable questions. )

 

7) Submerging 2 rolls of toilet paper in the toilet on separate occasions, one in it's full rolled condition, the other unraveled into a giant, fluffy wad.

 

8) Puking all over the floor at church on connect Sunday, directly in front of the table where we were trying to recruit new volunteers to serve in children's ministry.

 

9)Falling asleep in a dilapidated, un-stuffed chair on the back porch, completely nude and curled up with two empty beer bottles. (don't worry he was not the one who emptied them.)

 

10) Digesting (without chewing from all appearances) a whole and rather large bright orange ear plug which was later found by his father during a diaper changing session.

 

 

Thank heaven this little guy has some good angels. We sure do love him.