Welcome to the family, Augustus.

Titus researches our breed of dog while grating cheese. Who says men can't multi-task?

See that look in his eye? Yes I have come to know it well, "What am I in trouble again?"

Don't be fooled by that innocent look, he is fierce. He brings about shrieks from young and old alike. His sharp fangs bring dramatic tears from the children as he nips at their pant legs. I myself have been known to scream at the sight of his poop on my dining room floor.

I think this clearly demonstrates exactly who the dog was for. We all say it's for the kids, but.....