Today

Today

- I changed six poopy diapers from one baby girl.

- A boy came up the stairs shouting, "there's poop on my back!"

- I thought it was thunder showers, but a boy hooked up a circulating sprinkler directly to the spigot so that when he turned the water on, it watered the house.

- A wandering two year old was found on the hill in front of our house and returned by a neighbor.

- while we were eating dessert, a large piece of cake landed on my foot. No one confessed any knowledge as to how it might have arrived there.

-a baby was found playing in a urine filled porcelain wonderland. Her arms were soaking wet and she was happily wielding her brother's tooth brush.

Can't wait till tomorrow.